Kick my butt, PLEASE!

Top 5 People that I would love to take a beating from:

1. Chuck Norris

2. Debi Purcell

3. The Ultimate Warrior (circa 1990)

4. Gina Carano

5. Joe Rogan

So, I don't know what's going on with me, but I'm going through this 1/3-life crisis: reviewing and reliving a few childhood memories. Stuff like pro wrestling. I watched a documentary on the Ultimate Warrior and the LOD (greatest tag team ever!). I even watch Hulk Hogan's "reality" show on VH1, brother. What's happening to me? My all-time fav was the Superfly Jimmy Snuka. I still wish I had his hang-time. Oh, well.
Anyway, if you see me with my face painted and I drop an elbow on you---at least you'll know why . . .