Funny: ha ha

Top Ten Names of RV's Found On-Site in Gypsum, CO. (From the home office----which is currently parked in Gypsum):

10. Cedar Creek (YAWN!)
9. The Wanderer (Errrr, whatever)
8. The Alumascape (Guess what it's made out of?)
7. The Nomad (DUH)
6. The Escapade (Belonging to Lis and Ben Wilcox. "Do we have to take off our clothes in public now?" Well, any scandal will do.)
5. The Road Ranger (Owner [hopefully a guy] must want to be either Chuck Norris or Mel Gibson [pre-conspiracy theorist, mugshot Mel])
4. The Prowler (Who wants to park next to that? Meow. They'll probably try to break in to my sweet rig.)
3. The Sportsmen (Ever seen the SNL cartoon: The Amibuously Gay Duo?")
2. The Zanzibar (What the . . . .!?! Complete with airbrushed tigers on the back. Ewwww . . . scar-ry!)

And, the number 1 RV name for the summer of 2007 is . . .

1. The Alpenlite (I have absolutely NO idea what that means, whether or not it's really a word, or what the country of origin is)